Hot men in loincloths

I just bought my ticket for Tarzan, which I will see next Wednesday, the 7th, at 2:00 pm. And to think, just a couple of weeks ago I was peeved that I couldn't get tickets to Chris Daughtry at the Double Door for that night. How things change. With a hunk swinging around the stage wearing nothing but a loincloth for 2 and a half hours, the score could be pure crap and there's a good chance this will still be the best thing I've ever seen.