Goddam Motherfucking Jesus Christ Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so I thought I was going to have a good experience. I just called and ordered my tickets for Theatre on the Lake. I got my ticket for Gorey Stories on July 7, which is all fine and good, and I got tickets for me and a friend for Side Show, and that's where the motherfucking goddam problem is. Before I ordered these tickets, I double checked to make sure I didn't have any conflicting dates. Now, I swear to motherfucking Jesus that I wrote down that The Most Happy Fella was at Ravinia on July 27, so I ordered my tickets for Side Show for July 20. After completing the order, I went to put them in my PDA, and motherfucking lo and behold, The Most Happy Fella is also on July 20. For the first time ever I fucking double booked myself. Both are non-refundable and non-exchangeable, and even if Most Happy Fella was, it's only on the 20th, I would have to exchange my Side Show tickets in order to see both, and the 20th is the only day my friend can go. So, since I have to pick up the tickets in person for Side Show, which is the only way my friend will be able to go, it looks like that's the one I'm going to and I'm going to have to try to sell my Most Happy Fella ticket. If anyone knows anyone who wants to go, have them get in touch with me. It's a decent seat, I ordered as soon as they went on sale. I am so motherfucking pissed off about this, what a fucking waste of good money, and I really wanted to see Most Happy Fella. Goddamit, this is why I spent the last two summers not doing anything, you try to do too much and you end up fucking yourself over. Goddam motherfucking shit hell!!!