Yes, I know the title of this post is not a real word. However, over the past 24 hours or so I've been in a state that I don't quite have a word for, it's a combination of being perplexed and flumoxed, with a bit of a kerfluffle thrown in, so I figured, what the hell, I'll just make my own damn word and there it is. So how did I get into this state you ask? Well, as I mentioned late last week, it was announced that Cheyenne Jackson and Kerry Butler were going to be roller skating onto The View yesterday to perform songs from Xanadu. I set my Tivo and spent all day yesterday at work in a state of charged anticipation. I rushed home, turned on the TV, started the recording, and settled in for a taste of New York at home. Well, there was no mention of them in the pre-show "Coming up on The View" features. Instead, they mentioned Jon Voigt (talking about Angelina of course, like we haven't heard enough about her), cool summer gadgets, and a big announcement. Well, I figured the big announcement was that the audience was getting Xanadu tickets or something, after all, it's the hottest show since Rent, and possibly since Phantom, which had a years long waiting list for tickets in the late 80's-early 90's. I watched the opening kvetching, which is usually good for a couple of chuckles, and sure enough, no mention of Xanadu. I checked the program info, and it still stated that the cast of Xanadu was going to be on. So, I fast forwarded through Jon and the cool gadgets, and with about 10 minutes to go, the show came back from commercial break with just the three women on stage. I figured they'd make the intro and then Cheyenne and Kerry would come skating out. So, they start talking about how they're lonely being three, and here's their new co-host, Sasquatch, I mean Whoopi Goldberg. So Whoopi comes lumbering through the audience up to the stage and they spend the rest of the show gabbing about how great it's going to be once she officially starts. That's right, she's not even officially on the show yet, but they still had to bump real entertainment to sit around chatting with her. Now don't get me wrong, despite her well intentioned but poorly executed sitcom, I like Whoppi as much as the next red-blooded liberal urban sophisticate, but goddammit they promised me Cheyenne singing Xanadu! Imagine how Whoppi felt on November 7, 2004, with all the news outlets promising a landslide win by John Kerry, and then the next morning, whoops, Bush is going to be the president for the next four years; that's how I felt when the Tivo got to the end of the show and still no Xanadu. Not even an acknowledgement that they were supposed to have been on and a promise of a future performance. The last time I watchted The View was over a year ago when they had Georgia Engel, Bob Martin, and Beth Leavell on, I don't think I'm going to be watching it again any time soon.
However, the kerflumoxing doesn't stop there. I then booted up my laptop, hooked up my cell phone for a faster connection, and hopped onto emusic to use up some of my downloads before I lose them (they don't roll over from month to month, they're like cell phone minutes). I pulled up the 1995 Pal Joey recording with Bebe and Patti, which was the deciding factor in my joining, and when I clicked on the album title to look at the tracks, there was a message at the top of the page saying, "One or more tracks may not be available for download!" WTF? Why are you offering a recording of a show if you can't give us the whole thing? You may as well not offer it at all. I scrolled down the track listing, and sure enough, there was one song towards the end that did not have the download icon by it. Again, WTF? What's the matter with that track? I'm not going to download the other 18 and have a big gapping hole in the show. So, I'm trying to be optimistic that they'll eventually iron out whatever licensing problems they're having with that particular track and eventually offer the entire album sometime soon, and I pulled up the Broadway Grey Gardens. Now, keep in mind they have both the Broadway and Off-Broadway recordings available. I went into the Broadway one and got the same damn message! This time, for some reason, they didn't have "Entering Grey Gardens" available for download, and this is an even bigger WTF. They're offering the entire Off-Broadway album, including that one's version of Entering Grey Gardens, what's wrong with the Broadway one? It's the same composer, and while there are different chorus performers on the two albums, the chorus appears on other tracks on the Broadway one that they were offering for download. Why can't they give us the complete Broadway one? I really don't want to have to buy it since I already bought the Off-B one, but I wouldn't mind using download credits to get it. So, I then looked up SeeSaw, an obscure Cy Coleman one that was one of Michael Bennett's first directorial efforts that I just heard about, and that one had three tracks not available for download. Feeling like I was getting ripped off, I then browsed through the theatre selections and decided on the 2004 Off-Broadway recording of Finian's Rainbow. The library system does not have any recording of it, and it's a classic, so I figured it would be worth getting. Before clicking on "Download All," I went to amazon.com and looked it up and discovered that it was a truly intimate show with only piano accompaniment. The one user review was very negative, but the professional review, and the both the professional and user review on emusic were all very positive about it. In theory, I don't have a problem with it either, especially since I've never heard a fully scored version. When I saw Flora at Heartland last summer, they did it with jsut a piano, and even though I love the Broadway recording, it worked very well. I also thought the stripped down Sweeney Todd worked well, not every show has to have a massive orchestra, although in Side Show's case it would have helped, at least if they could have had a couple more brass instruments (the trumpets at the end of "Who Will Love Me As I Am" on the cast recording give me chills), and after seeing Most Happy Fella at Ravinia, I would never even consider buying the 1992 revival recording which was done with two pianos as the sole accompaniment. However, I listened to a few of the previews and like what I heard, so I downloaded the entire thing. I looked around some more, and out of the rest of the ones I want to get, only those three (which were my top three choices) did not offer all tracks for download. It appears I can get everything else I want off of there. BTW, I did get Skyscraper with the rest of my free introductory tracks after I did March of the Falsettos. I've got 5 downloads left to use by August 20 and next week or so will get the first 5 tracks of High Spirits and then after they recharge I'll get the rest of that album and start on The Boys From Syracuse. I'm still disappointed, but I'm trying to be hopeful that at some point in the near future they'll offer the rest of the tracks from those albums, especially since there's no reason for them not to.
However, it hasn't all been doom and gloom lately. It was also announced yesterday that Frankenstein The Musical will open later this fall at 37 Arts. It seems kind of a small space for such an elaborate show, but given the run of luck they've had lately, we should be glad it's getting done anywhere. Of course they'll be competing for attention with that other Frankenstein show, but those of us in the know will be voting for quality with our wallets. I also found out that the 1986 Sweet Charity with Debbie Allen and Bebe Neuwirth is out on CD. However, of course, Borders is not carrying it, but Barnes & Noble is, except for the B&N at Old Orchard, which is the closest one with a music and movies section to where I work. However, the one at Geneva Commons has it, and I have to go home next weekend for my mom's birthday, so I'll be stopping to pick it up on the way, along with possibly the Will Rogers Follies and/or Applause, both of which Borders also is not carrying and the library does not have (actually they have WR Follies, but it's been checked out for almost a year, which means it's probably lost). I'm not a fan of what I've heard of either the 1966 original Gwen Verdon production or the recent Christina Applegate production, so I'm excited to pick up this one, which also has the distinction of being the first musical to win Best Revival at the Tony's (prior to 1977, no revivals were honored, and between 1977-94, there was only one Revival category in which both plays and musicals could be nominated, and one would win. A play won every years from 1977-85, and then in 86 Sweet Charity was the first musical to win it. Only two other musicals won after, Anything Goes in 88 and Guys and Dolls in 92, and then in 94 they established separate revival categories for plays and musicals). Seeing as how the original did not win Best Musical and the recent revival did not win Best Revival, this seems to be the one to get.
Locally, Steep Theatre's production of Inconsequential got a fantastic review in the Sun-Times. They're only about 4 blocks away from me so hopefully I can drag my companion to it before it closes. In another bit of good new for an often overlooked show, Chicago Shakespeare Theatre is going to be doing Passion this fall with Gary Griffin directing and starring Ana Gasteyer as Fosca. I didn't see her in Wicked and I did not like her in The Threepenny Opera (she shrieked all her songs, but then again, so did everyone else, so I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt), but I will love her forever for her Celine impersonations, so you can bet I'll be in the front of the line for that (granted, the line will have 3 other people in it, all older queens than me, but I'll still be first). Lastly, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels got a decent, although not enthusiastic review in the Sun-Times today, and I'm looking forward to it. They said it was about half an hour too long, dragged in places (including my favorite number on the cast recording, Ruffhousin' mit Schmidthausen, listen to it and figure out why), and isn't as much fun if you know how it ends. I think I can deal with most of that, the only shows I've seen that have been too long have been Chekovs and Threepenny Opera, knowing the ending I can enjoy the clues (does anyone think The Sixth Sense suffers on a second viewing?), and I'm very familiar with the cast recording, so I doubt that I'll feel that it drags. Plus, Hollis Resnick is in it and she rocks! So, look for my thoughts on Sunday. Until then, start sending emusic nasty emails demanding they offer only complete cast recordings.